Salaam Magi,

The first spell I've chosen may be useful to the Ladies of Ireem;

If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you, sold you or just plain won't stop chasing other women, you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell.

The next time you're out shopping in the city for produce, Why not try and find a cucumber that resembles your ex-partner's/Master's actual manhood at his state of "excitement". At the very least this will get you bowling over with laughter. Bring the cucumber home, Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and toss it into the ocean, be sure to wrap it in cloth first and place a rock over the cloth. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine him and the sweet young thing that he betrayed you with, having conversations like "I swear this has never happened to me before." "It's ok. I understand."

If you should happen to change your mind at a later time and wish to reverse the spell, you must relocate the cucumber remains and bury them under a tree during a full moon.

I can't guarantee this spell works, but if you are too chicken to enact some real revenge (like turn the person over to the undeads) these little rituals at least satisfy a desire for "petty revenge"

Magically Yours,
Jig